Fruit-and-Egg Muffins Baked in Tomato Cups

    Serves 10

    ½ cup organic mixed dried fruit, such as raisins, cranberries, chopped apricots, chopped figs, et cetera

    10 large tomatoes

    Salt and pepper

    8 teaspoons grated Parmesan cheese

    ¾ cup whole-wheat pastry flour

    ¼ cup all-purpose flour

    6 tablespoons turbinado sugar, plus more for sprinkling

    1 tablespoon orange zest

    ¾ teaspoon baking powder

    ¼ teaspoon cinnamon

    ⅛ teaspoon baking soda

    ⅛ teaspoon salt

    5 medium eggs

    6 tablespoons low-fat plain yogurt

    ½ teaspoon dried herbs, such as oregano, chervil, basil, or sage

1. Preheat oven to 425° F.  Place dried fruit in heatproof bowl.  Cover with boiling water, and let stand 5 minutes to plump fruit.  Drain, and set aside.  Slice tops off tomatoes, and scoop out seeds and pulp.  Place tomatoes in shallow baking dish coated with nonstick cooking spray, and sprinkle cavities with salt, pepper, and pinches of cheese.
2. Combine flours, sugar, orange zest, baking powder, cinnamon, baking soda, and salt in a large bowl.
3. Whisk together eggs and yogurt in separate bowl.  Stir egg mixture into flour mixture.  Fold in fruit.
4. Fill tomato cups with batter.  Sprinkle tops with salt, pepper, herbs, remaining sugar, and remaining cheese.  Bake 20 minutes.  Cool 5 minutes in pan and serve.

Smoky Banana-Chocolate Penne with Corn, Fruit, and Cherry Tomatoes

    Serves 5

    1½ medium-size bananas

    6 ounces penne pasta

    ½ dried chipotle chile, soaked in hot water 10 minutes, or ½ chile from 4-ounce can chipotle peppers in adobo sauce

    1 tablespoon olive oil, divided

    2 cloves garlic, minced (about 2 teaspoons)

    ½ 2-ounce log goat cheese, plus more for crumbling and sprinkling, if desired

    6 tablespoons reduced-fat unsweetened coconut milk

    8 teaspoons water

    6 tablespoons vegan semisweet chocolate chips

    8 teaspoons maple syrup

    8 teaspoons chopped cilantro

    ⅜ teaspoon vanilla extract

    1 cup halved cherry tomatoes

    1½ cups strawberries, stemmed and quartered

    1 cup fresh or frozen corn kernels

    1½ kiwis, peeled, halved crosswise and sliced

    1 mango, peeled and cut into 1-inch pieces

    Salt and pepper, to taste

    2 tablespoons dried unsweetened coconut

1. Preheat oven to 350° F.  Bake whole unopened bananas 15 minutes, or until black and soft.  Cut tips and squeeze flesh into bowl of food processor.
2. Cook pasta according to package directions.
3. Meanwhile, remove seeds from chipotle chile and finely chop.  Heat ½ tablespoon oil in skillet over medium-low heat.  Add chile and garlic, and sauté 1 minute or until fragrant.  Stir in goat cheese, coconut milk, and water, and cook 3 minutes, or until smooth sauce forms, stirring constantly.  Stir in chocolate chips and simmer 2 minutes more, then remove from heat and add syrup, cilantro, vanilla, and remaining oil.  Purée sauce with bananas until smooth.
4. Drain pasta, and return to pot.  Add tomatoes, strawberries, corn, kiwis, chocolate-cheese sauce, and mango.  Season to taste with salt and pepper, and transfer to warm serving bowl.  Sprinkle with coconut and extra goat cheese crumbles, and serve.

Raspberry-Cornmeal-Banana-Carrot S’mores

    Serves 6

    ¼ cup fresh raspberries

    ½ teaspoon sugar

    6 tablespoons all-purpose flour

    1 tablespoon yellow cornmeal

    ¼ teaspoon dry mustard powder

    3 low-fat graham crackers, crumbled

    ⅛ teaspoon salt

    ⅛ teaspoon baking powder

    1 carrot, grated (about ½ cup)

    2 small green onions (white and pale green parts), thinly sliced

    ½ 4-ounce bar milk chocolate, broken into ½-inch pieces

    ½ cup grated sharp Cheddar cheese (about 1½ ounces)

    1 egg, lightly beaten

    ¼ cup low-fat milk

    ½ banana, thinly sliced on an angle

    6 tablespoons marshmallow fluff

1. Preheat broiler.  Toss berries with sugar in bowl, and let stand 10 minutes.
2. Combine flour, cornmeal, mustard, graham cracker, salt, and baking powder in medium bowl.  Add carrots, green onions, chocolate, cheese, egg, and milk, and mix well.
3. Heat large nonstick skillet over medium heat.  Scoop tablespoonfuls of batter into pan, then spread flat with back of spoon to about 3-inch diameter.  Cook 1¼ to 1½ minutes per side.  Transfer to baking sheet.
4. Set 1 or 2 banana slices over half of the cakes.  Top remaining cakes with raspberries.
5. Spread ½ tablespoon marshmallow fluff over each s’more.  Place 6 to 8 inches under broiler, and broil ¾ to 1 minute, or until fluff is toasty and browned.  Serve immediately.

Just finished a bowl of Amber’s Spicy Tarragon Sweet Potato, Peach, and Red Lentil Stew with Crumbled Roquefort

Yep.  For dinner in my new apartment (I moved in three days ago), I finally got around to cooking one of my cocina che cazzo recipes: <a href="http://wtfcuisine.blogspot.com/2013/09/ambers-spicy-tarragon-sweet-potato.html">Amber’s Spicy Tarragon Sweet Potato, Peach, and Red Lentil Stew with Crumbled Roquefort</a>.

There were a few substitutions (inferior blue cheese, real sour cream), mistakes (forgot to add the balsamic until halfway through the final cooking stage), and unexpected choices I had to make (which peach and sweet potato to buy?  I bought yellow peaches and Japanese sweet potato), but I did it!  I cooked my first WTF cuisine recipe in years!

My housemate and I rather liked it.  He said it's hard to get his approval for cooking and that I had gotten it for this dish, so that's a good sign!  It was sweet, but not like candy.  In fact, although it was a hearty dish, the sweetness gave it a lightness that could make it a surprisingly deeply-flavored summer dish (in my opinion).  And the combination of sweet and spicy worked incredibly well, not like anything I've encountered.  Which is a perfect What the Fuck? flavor profile!

My roommates suggested adding some citrus, either lemon juice or orange zest at the end (like with the cinnamon and tarragon).  I think I agree, but I'm not certain how much . . . .  Any thoughts?

This dish has been officially approved by my tongue for presentation to other people on a gift economy!  I think a good range would be like $3-11 per serving -- the six servings in the base recipe would thus make it $18-66 range, NOTAFLOF GAYAABAGS[1].  One highly welcomed method of fulfilling the GAYAABAGS spell would be to write a review of the dish for this blog.  *wink wink*  Anyone want me to cook them a meal this month?  ;-)





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Amber’s Spicy Tarragon Sweet Potato, Peach, and Red Lentil Stew with Crumbled Roquefort

    Serves 6

    ½ tablespoon vegetable oil

    1¼ tablespoons flaxseed oil

    ¾ tablespoon balsamic vinegar

    ½ yellow onion, diced

    4 cloves garlic, finely chopped (about 4 teaspoons)

    1 canned chipotle chile, drained

    2 slices Yves Canadian Veggie bacon, diced

    2 tablespoons dry white wine

    1¾ cups low-sodium vegetable broth

    1½ cups water

    2 medium-size peaches, peeled and cut into thin slices

    ½ cup red lentils

    1 medium-size sweet potato, peeled and cubed (1½ cups)

    1 tablespoon finely chopped fresh tarragon

    ¼ teaspoon cinnamon

    Salt and pepper to taste

    2 small corn tortillas, cut into thin strips

    2 tablespoons crumbled Roquefort or other blue cheese (about ½ ounce)

    4 tablespoons vegan sour cream

    1 green onion, chopped

    Cilantro, for garnish

1. Heat oils and vinegar in large stockpot over medium-high heat.  Sauté onion and garlic 5 to 7 minutes or until onions are translucent.  Be careful not to burn garlic.
2. Add chopped chipotle chiles, veggie bacon, and wine, and sauté 1 minute more.
3. Add broth, water, peaches, lentils, and sweet potatoes; cook 20 minutes, or until lentils fall apart.  Stir in tarragon and cinnamon; add salt and pepper to taste.
4. Cook tortilla strips in small skillet over high heat 3 to 5 minutes, or until crispy.  Set aside.
5. Ladle stew into bowls, and top each serving with ⅔ tablespoon sour cream, ⅓ tablespoon cheese, green onions, and tortilla strips.  Garnish with cilantro, and serve.